this ad for a pseudo girlfriend for hire actually makes sense to me

as a single mom and exhouswwife of 20 years who could use a lttle bit of monetary help to help press the restart button.... this ad below makes perfect sense to me (if anything the retainer should be a little more

a pseudo 'girlfriend' for hire for open relationship status

with all the fun sensual and connective benefits of a girlfriend (or pretend wife in some circumstances) without the typical jealosy drama of a typical girlfriend

catch: to keep everyone physically safe, you must provide your own 'physical release' using own imagination for your fantasy in your own time away from my home or my prescence. repeat: just like some places say byob (which also applies), you must do finish the fabtasy off onnyour own time away from my home and away from my prescence

just like you provide a retainer for a lawyer, you must also provide a retainer to have access to my services/talents/skills

$40,000 retainer  PER year (or open ended until retainer has been paid off (depends on the situation)) this does not include coverage for gifts, dinners, yravel expenses

will be charged for all interactions that take more then 15 minutes of my time.

$1000 maximum deducted from retainer  per day (though this does not include gifts or dinners or travel expenses)
$300 mimimum deducted from retainer per visit