Will you tell me a little bit about you?

Id like to know a little bit more about you if i may.
Have you ever read marshalls book on nonviolent compassionate  communication?
Would you be willing to learn about cnvc?
Would you be willing to eat our strange cooking?
Would you be okay with having your life recorded?
Would you be willing to be okay with silence?
Would you be okay with. ..virtual
You know what.. 
I am too scared to connect. Never mind.
I am too scared.